January 2010
19 posts
Remember to act human.
If fitting in with crowds was an olympic sport I would be so naturally unfit for it, I would feel victimized by the idea. Once in a while I see passed the areas of humanity I struggle with, and I’m allowed to enjoy the moments I empathize with entirely. To make it easier to enjoy human moments I made a list of things that dont get talked about out loud because its politically...
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
Ask me a question get a prize. formspring.me →
Did you date Dani from millionaires or Jeffree star? hahahaha are you bi?
They are friends, I would definitely date either of them.
1 tag
Starbucks is helping create human whales
I was in starbucks this morning for the first time in a long time, couldn’t help but notice 2 things.
A. I hate hearing your drink order.
(soy latte = shinfo = shitty information)
B. Found myself feeling the need to tell every person over 22 in there- “Pardon me, but you have rolls. Like a large oceanic mammal that washed up on the beach and then fell into a Kohls/Walmart dressing room, so why...
1 tag
WHAT MEN ACTUALLY WANT FOR CHRISTMAS
Thigh high socks from american apparel, a deficiency in your clothing, rsvp at a bed somewhere (maybe at his place), and give him permission to land…. on your T’s. It’s cheap, its old fashioned, and It’ll keep him from cheating on you with the girl who WILL do that, the girl with the hot thigh high socks who checks him out, so think about it long and hard. Video camera is...
